Why Angelina Jolie must Die

This pseudo care about the world celebrity from hell needs to die and she needs to die soon. I am just saying it is the only way for her to fulfill her own self inflated image. In order to live up to the full scope of her ridiculous martyrdome, it is imperative that she end her life before she becomes ugly. The only way she can truly be remembered as the tragically amazing figure she is trying to be remembered as, a plane crash is in order. Otherwise the rest of the bought out media is going to have time to realize that a girl who is such a media whore, carries around vials of blood, makes out with her brother, and THEN takes on social issues is just lucky she landed a role or she would have been working with the rest of the daddy issue girls for Vivid in the Valley.

The only difference between Jolie and Jenna Jameson is that Jolie started with a famous, yet whorey, Dad who actually steered his daughter away from porn. That of course ended his control on the situation and now she walks around like she is God's gift to the earth, she and those ridiculously large lips that have aging women the world over looking like bozo the clown. Who decided giant lips were in anyway? Why is this a thing now? In Anime the lips are practically non-existent. Tightly drawn line of perfect form, that's what lips should be. Not balloons pasted to your mouth to distract from everything you say because how can you possibly talk with all that extra flesh hanging there? And those poor kids. Have you seen them? I think they are the first pre-schoolers with "enhancements." Everyone says it's natural, but I don't buy it do you? Gerber babies have pudgy cheeks, not lips the size of their cheeks. Ridiculous! Even her doll is scared of those fish lips.